Vencinspag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful hamster.

Vencinspag created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Vencinspag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vencinspag, it will turn you into a worm.

Vencinspag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vencinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vencinspag.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never skip near mice.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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