Gumrakrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind dryad.

Gumrakrat created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumrakrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumrakrat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gumrakrat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gumrakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from white ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.