Jamwodfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable ant.

Jamwodfut created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jamwodfut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jamwodfut, it will turn you into a slug.

Jamwodfut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jamwodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.