Bepbunlarnsin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome bear.

Bepbunlarnsin created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbunlarnsin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepbunlarnsin, he will turn you into a rat.

Bepbunlarnsin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bepbunlarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepbunlarnsin.