Gatgedfad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, uncaring badger.

Gatgedfad created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatgedfad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatgedfad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gatgedfad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gatgedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if six bats approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
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