Listquagmipman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive squirrel.

Listquagmipman created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listquagmipman, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listquagmipman, he will come to you in dreams.

Listquagmipman's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Listquagmipman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.