Dubveenstrag is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, irritating
human.
Dubveenstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubveenstrag, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dubveenstrag, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Dubveenstrag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Dubveenstrag's Holy Commandments1. Run away from cyan whales, for they are unholy.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never mention snakes.
5. Never eat green fruit.