Dubveenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating human.

Dubveenstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubveenstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubveenstrag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubveenstrag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dubveenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan whales, for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never eat green fruit.