Misarpran is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Misarpran created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misarpran, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misarpran, it will have a low opinion of you.

Misarpran's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Misarpran's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Misarpran loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misarpran.