Pomzanbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful skunk.

Pomzanbab created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomzanbab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomzanbab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pomzanbab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pomzanbab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pomzanbab first in all things.

2. Retreat if eight seals approach from the north.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.