Talrullmip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish raven.

Talrullmip created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talrullmip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Talrullmip, he will ignore you.

Talrullmip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Talrullmip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Talrullmip.

5. Pray towards the west.