Homfigcun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet bird.

Homfigcun created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homfigcun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Homfigcun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Homfigcun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Homfigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Homfigcun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at asteroids.