Bitxucklid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent deer.

Bitxucklid created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitxucklid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitxucklid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bitxucklid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bitxucklid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never feed lentils to porpoises while wearing tights.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitxucklid.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.