Bastfodpog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome goat.

Bastfodpog created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastfodpog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastfodpog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bastfodpog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bastfodpog's Holy Commandments

1. Bastfodpog loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.