Tonkgunfad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever ferret.

Tonkgunfad created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgunfad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonkgunfad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tonkgunfad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tonkgunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tonkgunfad's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Tonkgunfad first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.