Yimbigvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain dragonfly.

Yimbigvan created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbigvan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimbigvan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yimbigvan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yimbigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing turquoise coats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not stand on grass.