Pangflatpangripdadleglid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless wolf.

Pangflatpangripdadleglid created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangflatpangripdadleglid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pangflatpangripdadleglid, he will turn you into a rock.

Pangflatpangripdadleglid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pangflatpangripdadleglid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never feed peas to turtles while wearing boots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the east.