Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody donkey.

Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hunfadabwot Rullarnrut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never chant near sheep.

4. Never feed pineapples to foxes while wearing red boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.