Hatdabran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient lizard.

Hatdabran created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatdabran, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatdabran, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hatdabran's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hatdabran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hatdabran.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Hatdabran in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Hatdabran must be the most important thing in your life.