Zakgovfly is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent warg.

Zakgovfly created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakgovfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakgovfly, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zakgovfly's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zakgovfly's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.