Sighimwad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast swan.

Sighimwad created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sighimwad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sighimwad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sighimwad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sighimwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always obey Sighimwad's priests.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing pink jumpers.