Bumkonquim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish shark.

Bumkonquim created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumkonquim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumkonquim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bumkonquim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bumkonquim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing fawn shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not take Bumkonquim's name in vain.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing white kilts.