Karzoggid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable frog.

Karzoggid created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Karzoggid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Karzoggid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Karzoggid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Karzoggid's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing ear rings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.