Dabhugcin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring swallow.

Dabhugcin created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhugcin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dabhugcin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dabhugcin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dabhugcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dabhugcin.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.