Xucflagham is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous rat.

Xucflagham created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucflagham, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucflagham, it will jump up and down on your head.

Xucflagham's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xucflagham's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed melons to snakes while wearing coats.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.