Tabripfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing dragon.

Tabripfeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabripfeb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabripfeb, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tabripfeb's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tabripfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tabripfeb's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.