Hadfargam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident faun.

Hadfargam created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Hadfargam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadfargam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hadfargam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hadfargam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Run away from white porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing cyan coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.