Didgatzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced penguin.

Didgatzod created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didgatzod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didgatzod, he will destroy your home planet.

Didgatzod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Didgatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never jump near hamsters.

3. Never feed cucumbers to mice while wearing brown shorts.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.