Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise dolphin.

Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing jumpers.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Babafdavyamdothashak Wansansislim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about galaxies.