Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless ant.

Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cipflatcat Nullbanvadvol on top of all buildings.

5. Do not speak about corn.