Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish sheep.

Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat, it will manifest in front of you.

Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of whales.

2. Retreat if six sheep approach from the west.

3. Put Hadcemnegbabfastofhabrat first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.