Flowarprill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome duck.

Flowarprill created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowarprill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowarprill, it will strike you with lightening.

Flowarprill's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flowarprill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Flowarprill nine times a day.

5. Always obey Flowarprill's priests.