Gigtargbass is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful
mouse.
Gigtargbass created silver twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gigtargbass, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gigtargbass, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Gigtargbass' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Gigtargbass' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never wear ear rings.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.
5. Never play with disobedient children.