Lidfatcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair fish.

Lidfatcem created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfatcem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidfatcem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lidfatcem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lidfatcem's Holy Commandments

1. Lidfatcem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidfatcem.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to sharks while wearing mauve shorts.