Dubdavcab Likstragdan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow meerkat.

Dubdavcab Likstragdan created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdavcab Likstragdan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubdavcab Likstragdan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dubdavcab Likstragdan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubdavcab Likstragdan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.