Zakmilmot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage otter.

Zakmilmot created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zakmilmot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zakmilmot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zakmilmot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zakmilmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.