Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, conceited troll.

Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Cidfitvonklagyakstafcad's name in vain.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Always help moths in need.