Wegxembid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured lobster.

Wegxembid created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegxembid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegxembid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wegxembid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wegxembid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wegxembid on top of all buildings.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never paint your neck turquoise.

5. Do not hurt voles.