Ruttlatkon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing newt.

Ruttlatkon created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlatkon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttlatkon, it will not care.

Ruttlatkon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ruttlatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttlatkon.