Bassyaktif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent fairy.

Bassyaktif created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassyaktif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bassyaktif, she will be very sad.

Bassyaktif's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bassyaktif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassyaktif.

5. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.