Rilgebdan Popvinveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing alligator.

Rilgebdan Popvinveen created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilgebdan Popvinveen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilgebdan Popvinveen, she will turn you into a slug.

Rilgebdan Popvinveen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rilgebdan Popvinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilgebdan Popvinveen's priests.

2. Hide if eight seals approach from the south.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never eat lentils.