Gadjad Bodjapbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful rat.

Gadjad Bodjapbess created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadjad Bodjapbess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadjad Bodjapbess, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gadjad Bodjapbess' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gadjad Bodjapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Put Gadjad Bodjapbess first in all things.

2. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing near dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.