Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered chicken.

Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nakgarfudfomjatdabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Always pray immersed in water.