Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able hamster.

Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never sing near pigs.

5. Fitpinzed Femwigtaf Butbastyarkomhivhabdog loves frogs, so they must be honoured.