Pasjadfot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful whale.

Pasjadfot created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasjadfot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasjadfot, she will not invite you to parties.

Pasjadfot's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pasjadfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away from cyan ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick nematodes.