Bamingdap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful lizard.

Bamingdap created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bamingdap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamingdap, she will come to you in dreams.

Bamingdap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bamingdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about dark matter near shrews while wearing mauve boots and balancing eight carbon spheres on your face.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Bamingdap six times a day.