Fudnilling is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous fly.

Fudnilling created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudnilling, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudnilling, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudnilling's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fudnilling's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Fudnilling must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear violet skirts.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.