Dodwonlidrutdunkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful mongoose.

Dodwonlidrutdunkon created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodwonlidrutdunkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodwonlidrutdunkon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodwonlidrutdunkon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dodwonlidrutdunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing indigo rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your chest.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.