Nilbutbop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate squid.

Nilbutbop created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbutbop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilbutbop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nilbutbop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nilbutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Run away if six turtles approach from the south.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.