Cindimced Vangetcit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome raven.

Cindimced Vangetcit created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindimced Vangetcit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cindimced Vangetcit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cindimced Vangetcit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cindimced Vangetcit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear boots.