Stan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stan created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Stan's priests.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.